Freakin'-A!
Mar. 26th, 2007 01:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wakeiseiyoI apparently can't catch a break lately.
Hey gramps, yeah YOU - there's a REASON I park close to the wall. It's so crazy old dingbats like yourself have a damn hard time putting dents in the passenger side of my car.
And yet, you succeed. Do you practice at home or something? Jackass.
And the BANG from doing so causing me to sit bolt upright, because I was asleep in my car at the time? Giving me one of those 'go ahead, try me' looks will only make me pissier than I already am, pull out the camera in my glove box, and start documenting you, your car, and damage you left, you tottering old bastard. [Go on, try and get feisty - you may have a foot in height and sixty years on me, but I have the flexibility and a hunting knife to take you on, you senile old elephant.*]
Fuck you and the oldsmobile you rode in on.
*Not that I would - the knife is there to open stubborn CD packages and for peace of mind only, but... damn, it's tempting.
Hey gramps, yeah YOU - there's a REASON I park close to the wall. It's so crazy old dingbats like yourself have a damn hard time putting dents in the passenger side of my car.
And yet, you succeed. Do you practice at home or something? Jackass.
And the BANG from doing so causing me to sit bolt upright, because I was asleep in my car at the time? Giving me one of those 'go ahead, try me' looks will only make me pissier than I already am, pull out the camera in my glove box, and start documenting you, your car, and damage you left, you tottering old bastard. [Go on, try and get feisty - you may have a foot in height and sixty years on me, but I have the flexibility and a hunting knife to take you on, you senile old elephant.*]
Fuck you and the oldsmobile you rode in on.
*Not that I would - the knife is there to open stubborn CD packages and for peace of mind only, but... damn, it's tempting.
