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So. I just can't win this week. From Bosslady taking me off phone duty to catch up on everything I SHOULD be doing (but can't because the AP department fails at life) to the jackass that rearended me and then locked himself in his car and pretended not to see me standing there inspecting my bumper for damage (there was none, thankfully, due to the slow speed at impact, but would a motherfuckin' APOLOGY have been too much to ask???) to the fact that AppleOne yet AGAIN has screwed me out of being paid on time... yeah. I am PISSED OFF today. And if I don't get my payment postmarked by tomorrow, I'm gonna be slapped with a $30-something late fee, too, for my car registration. GodDAMNIT. I may have to pay online tomorrow and hope nothing hits my Visa before Monday evening. x.x
Icing on this cake from hell? I'm not salary yet -- which means the 6 days in which the office is closed? I'm not getting a dime. And I'm not making much to begin with.
And someone is hand-walking my paycheck to me Monday if I don't get it by Saturday or heads will roll. Anyone good at the Google search mojo, lemme know the direct line to AppleOne's El Presidente's office, will ya?? I've got a few choice things to say. I welcome Naamah's thesaurus help for swearing with the appropriate panache and style. My vocab's pretty limited to 'fuckity fuckfuckfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
To anyone I still owe a thank-you (Mark, DavilBro, Bonny, uh... yeah) I haven't forgotten, I just haven't managed to sit down and write 'em.
To anyone hoping for presents... You greedy bitches are getting a batch of cupcakes. I can't afford to go shopping for anything interesting or useful. Hell, I can't even afford the ingredients to make a fekkin' FRUITCAKE. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Dear Santa,
For Christmas, I wanna be out of debt. Completely fuckin' out of the hole. I'll even accept being at straight zero, but I really don't wanna be in the red anymore. :( :( :(
I promise I've played nice most of the year, so pretty please, Santa??
---KB.
So. That's my life in a nutshell this week. *thud*
Icing on this cake from hell? I'm not salary yet -- which means the 6 days in which the office is closed? I'm not getting a dime. And I'm not making much to begin with.
And someone is hand-walking my paycheck to me Monday if I don't get it by Saturday or heads will roll. Anyone good at the Google search mojo, lemme know the direct line to AppleOne's El Presidente's office, will ya?? I've got a few choice things to say. I welcome Naamah's thesaurus help for swearing with the appropriate panache and style. My vocab's pretty limited to 'fuckity fuckfuckfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
To anyone I still owe a thank-you (Mark, DavilBro, Bonny, uh... yeah) I haven't forgotten, I just haven't managed to sit down and write 'em.
To anyone hoping for presents... You greedy bitches are getting a batch of cupcakes. I can't afford to go shopping for anything interesting or useful. Hell, I can't even afford the ingredients to make a fekkin' FRUITCAKE. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Dear Santa,
For Christmas, I wanna be out of debt. Completely fuckin' out of the hole. I'll even accept being at straight zero, but I really don't wanna be in the red anymore. :( :( :(
I promise I've played nice most of the year, so pretty please, Santa??
---KB.
So. That's my life in a nutshell this week. *thud*
