和 敬 西 洋

You Are the Thumb

You're unique and flexible. And you defy any category. Mentally strong and agile, you do things your own way. And you do them well. You are a natural leader... but also truly a loner. You inspire many but connect with few. You get along well with: The Middle Finger Stay away from: The Pinky

Get along with the Middle Finger, huh? How did I NOT see that one coming? c.c''


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In other news, today is a Khajuraho (2007) day. This blend REALLY likes me. It has a consistent throw even after 5+ hours of drydown time. I smell warm and sexay. :D Like the snuggly-bunny version of a chick flick, or something. Eeeeeenteresting. [The fabled Khajuraho temples of India are shrines of love in all its myriad forms. They are a celebration of love itself – transcendental, spiritual and erotic. This is a rejection of sorrow, spiritual ennui and despair. The sexual motifs that adorn the temples, and the temples themselves, are monuments to ecstasy and to passion, and through that, they are also monuments to spiritual fulfillment. It is believed that the realization of moksha by dedicating oneself to adhyatma and dharma can be attained only by first experiencing sexual satisfaction. In the midst of the drudgery and struggle that we sometimes endure during the course of our Earthly lives, it is vitally important that we remember the joy found in kama, and that in kama we can achieve transformation of the body and soul. This is a blissful, euphoric blend based on an ancient Indian love potion: honey, date palm, tuberose, davana blossom, amber, white sandalwood, vanilla bean, Damask rose, and champaca flower. -- the 2006 description, but the list of notes is the same as the 07 one.]

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ BWAhahaha.
Catsluvdmb got one made of win. :D

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The Battle For The Spoon

In a box, Hermione Granger booted her spoon. She had been busy with the spoon for hours and now wanted nothing more than a persnickety cuddle or a superfluous massage from her lover Voldemort.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her femslashy Voldemort appeared at the door, grinning forwardly.

"Put down the spoon," Voldemort said wolfishly. "Unless you want me to boot that spoon on your peeeeeenis."

Hermione Granger put down the spoon. She was illiterate. She had never seen Voldemort so gag-inducing before and it made her nauseous.

Voldemort picked up the spoon, then withdrew a badger from his Achilles heel. "Don't be so illiterate," Voldemort said with a gag-inducing grimace. "A duck-billed platypuss bit my six-pack this morning, and everything became magnetic. Now with this spoon and this badger I can wolfishly rule the world!"

Hermione Granger clutched her dark six-pack abusively. This was her lover, her femslashy Voldemort, now staring at her with a gag-inducing Achilles heel.

"Fight it!" Hermione Granger shouted. "The duck-billed platypuss just wants the spoon for his own femslashy devices! He doesn't love you, not the persnickety way I do!"

Hermione Granger could see Voldemort trembling abusively. Hermione Granger reached out her peeeeeenis and touched Voldemort's Achilles heel wolfishly. She was femslashy, so femslashy, but she knew only her dark love for Voldemort would break the duck-billed platypuss's spell.

Sure enough, Voldemort dropped the spoon with a thunk. "Oh, Hermione Granger," he squealed. "I'm so persnickety, can you ever forgive me?"

But Hermione Granger had already moved in a box. So deep in the closet, it's as if he's shagging Tumnus, she pressed her peeeeeenis into Voldemort's Achilles heel. And as they fell together in a magnetic fit of love, the spoon lay on the floor, nauseous and forgotten.

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

Though I rated INTJ while writing my thesis... Hm.