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Aaaaaaaargh.


Been having violent fantasies all morning. I am officially not allowed near kettles of boiling water for the next 24 hours. c.c'

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I am having WAY too much fun adding onto my Neohome. (Though I really hate the garden function - the way it's laid out with that horizon effect is annoying. Bah.) So far I've got not only functional rooms, I've added a spare game room, guest bedroom, and tea room. I will shortly own all the dried bamboo rugs in Neopia, laying the floor for that tea room. o.O: (And dammit, tatami is expensive! 70K nP for that... grr.)

[And is it just me, or when you look at other homes, nothing shows up but a bland brown shell of a room? No furniture, no styles of building materials...?]

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Okay, silly question BUT --

Why does everyone around here think I'm either a) not at all native or b) European? [Whereas I go to Japan and I'm half Japanese...?]

I guess dark hair and pale(!) skin really just throws folks for a loop. Especially since I'm out during the day an' all. Maybe they think I'm a fortified Transylvanian? Go figure.

Seriously people - I'm a very Caucasian mutt and about 9th generation American. There is NOTHING special about me. Nothing. o.o:: Hell, I don't even have *pretty* pale skin - it's covered in freckles, moles, scars, pockmarks and other unpleasant markings. It's the unhealthy pale of never being outside, not the porcelain pallor some people are lucky to have. Bah.

I smell the overwhelming aroma of BULLSHIT.

Ah, eBay. The adventures of auctions online, and those who do suspicious shit to turn a buck. [Yes, my life is dull enough that this is amusingly diverting to me.]

(Bold emphasis mine; contact info and all those annoying >>>s from the message edited out. All else is as-is.)
( Hm. My life is dull enough that this is interesting to me. Ah well.  )

I wonder if I'll hear from them again. . .